Boy or Man?

Hello, am an ordinary man with no exceptions fro others, not a hundred percent perfect either but analyzing these differences between a boy and a man placed me in between lines though i had to put up something for this second last day of #UgBlogweek. Dedicate this master piece to all the ladies in the house, just to do your checklist and categorize where your man or boy falls.
A BOY keeps a password on his cell phone while a MAN is confident enough to say “baby can u answer
that for me”!!
A BOY runs the streets & chill with his friends while a MAN is enjoying time with his woman planning ahead for their future!
A BOY complains about spending too much time with his woman, a MAN plans vacations & getaways because he is wise enough to notice tomorrow aren’t promised!
A BOY has pride after arguments, a MAN has heart & emotions, A BOY
beats on his woman, a MAN massages & caresses his woman!
A BOY screams gold-digger!!! for the simple things a woman want, a MAN knows it’s his responsibility.
A BOY tells his woman all the things he does wrong; a MAN acknowledges his woman’s hard work!
A BOY tells his woman she is pretty, & a MAN tells his woman she is beautiful!
A BOY will read this & think this is about him but a MAN will read this & thoroughly acknowledge what he needs to fix in his relationship.

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My 11 Whatsapp messengers

11 whatsapp disciples

11 whatsapp disciples

Hello there, thanks for stopping by. Today am sharing on these different funny people on my WhatsApp list, i couldn’t keep this alone to myself .
1. Someone on his status is “Sleeping” since 3 days. He’s probably dead.
2. Someone is “Driving” since 5 days! I guess he hasn’t reached Dubai!
3. Someone’s status is “Happy” since 1 month. Living in Paradise I guess?
4. Someone is always “Available”. How free are you?
5. From first day their status is, “Hey there! I’m using WhatsApp” I Know, that’s why you’re on my list!
6. Someone writes “Urgent calls only”. Don’t get it… Are you in the police or ambulance service?
7. Someone says, “Can’t talk, WhatsApp only”. Dude then throw away your phone, you’re not using the phone’s primary function.
8. Someone is “At the movies” for the past 6 weeks. Either he owns the theater or sells popcorn there, just guessing.
9. Someone’s own “At school”. What the hell are we gonna do about your being in school, save us the story, it’s all yours not for us.
10. Someone puts “Busy” for 2 months and a week. She must be very busy probably “picking beans” or breaking melons.
11. This pisses off most, “Battery about to die” for 3 consecutive months. Should we contact UMEME concerning the power situation of your house or buy you new generator?

Yours truly…A guy who cares…feel free to leave a comment!!!!!

Life is not a competition

Life is no competition

Life is no competition

Well, just to remind us that we are not in any Competition with anyone if you are daring enough you will find this interesting to you, you may consider this as And so what? part 2.

You were born in a first class hospital, I was delivered at home, we both survived. You went to a private school and I went to a razz government school, we both ended in the same University. You woke up from the bed and I woke from the floor, we both had a peaceful night rest.
Your outfits are all expensive, mine are all simple and cheap, we both still cover our nakedness. You ate fried rice and roasted chicken, I ate “dodo” and posho but we both still ate to our satisfaction.
You ride on Lexus,jeep, Range Rover, G Wagon, Hummer Jeep and I use public transport but we still got to our various destination. You may be reading this blog from your Sony xperia, BBZ10, Q10, Iphone6+ and I typed it with my Tecno H7, we still see the same thing
Your wedding was at some fancy five star hotel in Dubai mine at Makerere University main hall in Uganda, we both wore a ring and climbed the same mountain. Life is not a competition and there are different ways to get a lot of things done, different lanes all leading to the same destination. Just because your neighbor is doing things faster does not mean you are failing.

Content makes poor men rich, discontent makes rich men poor-Benjamin Franklin

Happiness doesn’t come from having everything, but from making the best out of what you have, it’s all about how you see yourself. Stay on your own lane and forge ahead..

Sincerely yours!

A Guy who cares

Satisfaction?

satisfaction

satisfaction

Last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. As our passion began to heat up she said, “I don’t feel like it. I just want you to hold me.” I said, “WHAT?! What was that?!” She said, “You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.” She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?” Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The next day I took off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big department store. I walked around with her as she tried on several very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take, so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to go with her new clothes, so I said, “Lets get a pair for each outfit.” We went on to the j3welry counter where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. She was so excited. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet. I threw her for a loop when I said, “That’s fine, honey.” She was nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, “I think this is all dear, let’s go to the cashier.” I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No baby, I don’t feel like it.” Her face went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, “WHAT?” I said, “Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.” Just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, “Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?” Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either… but at least she knows I’m smarter than her.

Simple logic

Simple logic

Simple logic

I heard you like bad boy, those guys who act like they don’t care about you, which makes you try harder to make them like you.
Those guys who wouldn’t reply to your texts until later on, which makes you wait around and miss him more.
Those guys who act distant from you, which makes you try harder to get their attention.
Those guys who know they can get a lot of girls, which makes you more afraid to lose them.
Those guys who would show you they’re interested one day then act different the next day, which makes you too confused to make the decision to leave him.
Those guys who will make you fall for them but they can care less, which makes you stuck and not being able to move on cause you care too much.
Has anyone ever told you you deserve better than that?
You probably have and you know what?
It’s about time you realize that If a guy likes you, he’ll meet you halfway.
Simple as that. Don’t settle for a bad boy when you deserve a good man.
SINCERELY,
A Guy Who Cares

And so What?

We wrote UACE together and now you are a graduate, but am still struggling with books. And so what? Does that make you better than me? Even as we must not get jealous of the success of others, we must not also for any reason look down on yourself. You have not done it, but you will because you can! Never feel belittled because your contemporary is succeeding while you are struggling. You are on your way coming. When you arrive, you will be the latest around.
They are getting married, but you are not even in a relationship. And so what? You are too unique to compete with others. They are buying houses, and you can’t even afford your rent. And so what? Does that make them better than you?
This status is not to encourage laziness, procrastination, and failure. It is to tell you that you have the potentials to be who you want to be. Shrug off competition. Live your life. Don’t run at the pace of others. He wrote his first book at 17, another wrote her first at 80. Didn’t they both write? They are both authors. Don’t kill yourself in trying to meet the expectations of others. He is a special adviser to the
president, and you are looking for a job. And so what? You could become the president someday, and appoint him as a minister. And so what? And so what? And so what?
And remember life is what you make out of it…slow and steady wins the race..
let’s keep marching.I’ll just 4 my Time and U too also